Yeah, it’s been a long, hot summer for Singapore Santa, but I’m still here. Right now I’m busy slapping the shit out of the elves, trying to get the lazy bastards to do their jobs and recruit some more cronies in Kringle carnage for this December 2010.
Given that they’re spending most of their time getting drunk with the foreign contract workers on the void deck, looks like I’m going to have to do their job for them. If you know anyone who might be keen to get hammered in the middle of the day, confusing the hell out of the locals and tourists on Orchard Road alike, send Kris an email.
Listen up, ho-ho-hobags: the fat red man takes over the Little Red Dot this December 12. Save the date, recruit some elves, get yourself a Santa outfit, learn the songs and stay tuned for details.
No snow doesn’t mean no ho!